Would you be surprised to learn that leprechauns are mentioned in the Bible?
Remember singing “Zacchaeus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he?” Clearly, this is a reference to Ireland’s height-challenged mascots.
Moses’ staff turning into a serpent? It was a shillelagh, the magical walking stick brandished by every self-respecting leprechaun.
By the by, you’ve had WAY too much green beer if you believe any of this!