Turns out Lucky Charms is not the only food that’s “magically delicious.”

Here’s how Radiant Farms describes their new product: Canned Unicorn Meat:

“As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn’s outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.”

For more information on this enchanted entree, click here.

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7 Responses to Turns out Lucky Charms is not the only food that’s “magically delicious.”

  1. Tom says:

    Not that is funny — Unicorn meat.

  2. Wow…there are no words to describe my reaction to that…

  3. […] CAUTION: vegetarian readers who are feeling a bit woozy right about now, please avoid the post on Canned Unicorn Meat. […]

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